Monday, September 1, 2008

One Tree Hill Season Premiere

I just knew the opening was too good to be true, but lemme indulge in it once again. Oh that first fantasy shot of Lucas married to Brooke....I speak for all Brucas fans when I say it was THE best way to start off the season. I thought it was very wise of the writers to write in a possible scenario with each of the girls so that everyone would be pleased. Except that when Lucas' quickie fiance really turned out to be Peyton, I felt like vomiting.  But whatever, I've been told I'm biased. But in defense of Brucas fans everywhere, Brooke was the first and the longest of the imaginary wedding anniversaries--that's gotta count for something! 

Now that the biggest news is out (Lucas picks Peyton::yawn::), let's move on to the other shocking plot additions this season. First of all, NANNY CARRIE...aka CRAZY FUCKIN BITCH ran over DAN! and is now keeping him hostage in her creepy dead father's old hospital stuff. WTF! I'm already scared for what crazy shit she's gonna try to do to hurt anyone in her way. Poor Naley, there's always something going wrong. And how cute was Jamie and Haley dancing to Flo-rida!! ::tear:: Why can't this family just stay HAPPY! ::Sobs:: And Nathan's back problem... will he never live his dream and play for the NBA!? Hopefully he does someday so we can get some cute NBA stars on the show. What is the deal with Mouth moving to Omaha?? I can't decide if its more excruciating to watch Deb with Skillz (coz its pretty gross), Mouth and Millicent (coz its semi boring and corny), or Lucas and Peyton in their skeezy Las Vegas hotel room with mirrors on the ceiling...(coz they are just soo gay together--Leyton fans be damned!) But nothing could shock me or break my poor lil heart more than seeing Brooke ALONE!!! 

So alone in fact, that she gets mugged right before the damn episode ends! WHY OH WHY do the writers hurt me this way! The previews for next week look very dark and I just can't stand knowing that Brooke is always saving her friends and yet at this moment she's left ALL alone!! makes me sick. Since Lucas is an idiot for thinking he's destined to be with Peyton, we've got to work on getting her a decent man! I've heard that Owen the Bartender will be back this season, but I really didn't find that prospect to be that interesting. I'll even take Chase or Angie's doctor, Ethan. He seemed genuinely interested in her. My goodness... Nothing could have prepared me for that horrific ending and I was expecting someone to get fucked coz everyone seemed to be a lil too happy and we all know that doesn't happen for very long in Tree Hill. I guess I'll have to hold on to the opening scenes of Brooke and Lucas to get me thru until next week. POOR, poor Brooke. ::sniff::

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